Where is the hot water?

On the last day of work in India...

Boss : Do you have hot water in your room?

Me: Yes I do. Why? You don't have?

Boss: Yea, guess mine is broken. Really unlucky. I stayed here 3 times and 3 times no hot water.

Me: That is really unlucky...did you try switching it on and off? Sometimes it helps.

Boss: What switch?

Me: The hot water switch.

Boss: There is no hot water switch.

Me: No way, Let me see... (points) this is the hot water switch.

Boss: That is hot water? But it says 'Geyser'!

Me: Didn't you read your welcome pack? That is hot water! What do you think it is?

Boss: I thought it is extra water boost for the toilet. You know the food here spicy....

Me: ROFLMAO....